10 Random Things I will Never Understand

1. Why do people say, "to make a long story short" and then the story seems to get longer and longer?
2. Why do people allow their nail polish to get so ridiculously chipped? Just remove it already.
3. Why do grown ass men walk around in public with pigtails and house shoes?
4. What is the purpose of a belt if your pants are below your ass?
5. If you are wearing sandals, shouldn't you invest in a bottle of lotion for your heels?
6. Why is R. Kelly not in jail?
7. Is fifteen minutes of fame really worth kissing Flavor Flav?
8. Kanye West?
9. Why do men hold on to your phone number for years and years after they blew the relationship.
10. Why do people always say, "you didn't gain weight over night so don't expect to lose it over night," when in reality, you can gain 5 lbs over a binge weekend and it will take you a good month to get rid of it.